He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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