Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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