i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I just found puke in my bra..
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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