make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
You were trust falling into bushes
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