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• (678): View more from Georgia

  I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...

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• (575): View more from New Mexico

  The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.

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