ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I think i got beer on your cat.
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