Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
