Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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