You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
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Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
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And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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