I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Less talking, more tequila
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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