You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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