So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.