Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
He called his dick the "gentle giant"