I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
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fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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