I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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