I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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