if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Did I show you my penis last night?
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
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lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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