Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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