i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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