No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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