it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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