have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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