I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
It was like giving head to a cactus.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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