I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
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Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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