Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
