using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
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dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
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