its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
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I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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