Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
farters have to be the big spoon...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
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Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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