Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
So apparently I’m into choking now
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