Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
this is an emotional support booty call
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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