He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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