What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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