But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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