You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Randomize
