There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
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