Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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