jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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