It's Friday. Sex?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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