Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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