I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
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When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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