I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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