Having a random hookup so left but love u
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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