that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
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If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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