i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
