This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
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