Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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