i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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