I need help removing her.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
He shit in the fireplace
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