I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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