The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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