if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
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He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
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I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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