Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
They have beer where we have blood.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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