I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
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I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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